Do I need an intervention?

SD: we had an eating disorder lecture today
Me: do i have one?
Me: b/c that would be ALL the rage
SD: and she was talking about how 1 mil. men have eating disorders
SD: and I asked: do they characterize different than female eating disorders?
SD: and she said: yes, for men it's about getting as big as possible, having strange food rituals and exercise mandates, lifting too much, and consuming too much protein
SD: I kid you not!
Me: did you tell her your b/f has an eating disorder?
SD: that's what I thought!
Me: i also vomit it up
Me: and then re-digest the vomit for fear of missing out on protein
Me: your cruelty drives me to meat