Dear next-door neighbor...

I'm really happy that you are actually having sex, and doing so on a Sunday morning when most good Americans would be in church (and not synagogue either, don't think I don't notice that Star of David over your door). After seeing most of the 1Ls in action (or inaction) at this week's SBA event, I was really starting to get worried that the anxiety level would never drop in our classes because no one was ever going to get laid. So, good for you. But please tell your boyfriend to keep it down. He is really killing the mood on this side of the wall.